Dienstag, 4. August 2009

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Ein Freund von mir hat mir diese Seite gezeigt. Und seriously Leute, manche Stories haben mich mich selbst fast bepissen lassen. Zum Glück ist mein Büropartner in den Ferien, sonst hätte ich mir die Faust in den Mund stecken müssen (no homo).

Die Seite wird betrieben von nem Typen, der auf E-Mail Inserate antwortet. Möglichst grotesk und absurd. Aber seht selbst:

Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep
Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about
anything of equal value!

From Mike Anderson to
**********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson


Hey,

I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife
for that car. She is a dirty little slut that fucks just about anything that
moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the
price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so
I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a
loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade.
Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?

From Jim ***** to Me

Ha ha! Very funny. I am
married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer
though!

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

OH
FUCK YOU MIKE!! DROP FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT I
FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim
*****

Fuck YOU, you stupid cunt! What are you doing on the
computer? I figured you were fucking Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm
sure he's looking to stick his dick in some rotten pussy. You fucking twat.

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

MIKE YOU
FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL
BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE

From Mike Anderson to Kira
Anderson, Jim *****

Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be
kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking
WHORE

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Hey
you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in
these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.

From Kira
Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****


TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY
YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT

From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson

Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and
crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.

From Kira Anderson
to Mike Anderson, Jim *****


FUCK YOU

From Jim
***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Will both of you SHUT THE FUCK UP
and stop e-mailing me? Jesus fucking christ man c'mon!

Und für die, die den IQ einer Mineralwasserflasche haben: Mike und Kira sind natürlich die selbe Person.

Ich versüss mir jetzt weiterhin meinen Arbeitstag...und zwar auf

http://dontevenreply.com/

Al P.

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